Every woman (man, child, cat, etc.) has a dragon to slay when it comes to chores.
Cleaning the kitchen? No big deal.
Getting dinner ready? Piece of cake.
Taking out the trash? Ain't no thang.
But laundry.
Oh my God, laundry, laundry oh my God.
I just can't.
I don't even understand where it all comes from.
There are only TWO people. Where is this mountain of laundry coming from?
That being said, I've done about 27 loads of laundry since January 3rd. Why do I know that?
Because I make my own laundry soap and am trying to see if it's actually worth the time and effort. We'll go into that another day.
For probably a week now, there has been a mountain of laundry on our love seat.
It is so much easier to just toss a blanket over it and let the cats snooze.
I do have a system when it comes to sorting/folding laundry.
Towels first, because they're huge and bulky and make up most of the mountain.
Then I separate. Things that get hangers in one pile, socks/under things in another pile, then fold the rest as I go.
Finally this morning I put up the majority of the mountain. It's probably a molehill now.
Sigh.
What dragons do you have a hard time slaying?
Friday, February 7, 2014
Thursday, February 6, 2014
Healthy Snacking: Oven baked Kale Chips
If you were to ask any adult from my childhood, they would all laugh and tell you the same thing.
I hate vegetables.
After graduating High School and realizing that I was a wee bit on the chunky side, I decided to try and change my attitude.
Try.
I still hate most vegetables. Lettuce? Fo'getta'bout it. Celery? Yeah no. Cauliflower? According to my boyfriend, it's like lettuce and broccoli had a baby. That sounds like an abomination that needs to be stopped.
Somewhere along the line, I learned I can tolerate spinach as long as it's raw, and I can handle kale in smoothies. Since moving out, I have relinquished ownership of my blender to my family, so smoothies are out. I needed to find a new, healthy alternative to my snacking.
Kale chips!
So first thing's first. You're gonna need Kale.
I got this from the produce section, it cost me about $1.50 or something like that. It actually came with more, but that was like two batches of chips ago.
As you can see, kale is leafy with a big stem. The leaves are thin and bitter, the stalk is hard and very tough to chew.
Preheat your oven to 275 degrees Fahrenheit
Get out your cutting board and a sharp knife.
Just slice each side along the stalk. Pretty easy stuff, minimal knife skills required.
You can just toss the stalk in the trash, or if you're environmental and whatnot, a compost pile.
Here's where you want some consistency. Pick what size you want your chips to be, and try and get each one roughly the same size. If you have some tiny ones and some huge ones, they'll crisp at different rates. I just tear mine up by hand and toss 'em into a bowl.
Now's the fun part. Seasoning! I usually stick with three: Salt, Pepper, and Garlic Powder.
Before you just start dumping seasoning on top of your kale, add a bit of olive oil. You want JUST ENOUGH to lightly coat each leaf without drowning them. If they're too wet, they won't crisp right.
Then the seasoning. Kale is pretty bitter, but if you salt it enough, it takes away most of the bite. Then I pepper it, maybe about a teaspoon of pepper. MAYBE. I never measure, so don't just dump a teaspoon of pepper in there please. And then I sprinkle on some of the magic that is garlic powder. Just enough to coat each leaf.
Give it a toss with your fingers, gently enough not to smash and bruise the leaves, but enough to really mix it all up.
Now, because I'm lazy, I grab some foil and put it on a baking sheet. Dump your kale on top, making sure to really spread it out. It will shrink up in the oven, but there's no reason to layer them up.
See? Nice and spread out. Now toss those puppies into the oven for 20 minutes.
If you'd like, towards the end of that time, toss some cheese on top! I usually do Parmesan if I'm going to at all.
20 minutes later...
See how much they've shrunk? And they're delicate and crispy and amazing!
I had no idea how delicate they are. They basically crumble in your mouth. It's really weird. Boyfriend is not a fan. I popped one in his mouth and before he had even chewed he just goes "No." I might have laughed a little. Okay a lot.
See all the delicious garlic, salt and pepper? Amazing.
Either eat them hot or toss 'em in a container. I baked these this morning before work, threw them in a Tupperware container and took them with me for a snack!
Good luck and happy healthy snacking!
I hate vegetables.
After graduating High School and realizing that I was a wee bit on the chunky side, I decided to try and change my attitude.
Try.
I still hate most vegetables. Lettuce? Fo'getta'bout it. Celery? Yeah no. Cauliflower? According to my boyfriend, it's like lettuce and broccoli had a baby. That sounds like an abomination that needs to be stopped.
Somewhere along the line, I learned I can tolerate spinach as long as it's raw, and I can handle kale in smoothies. Since moving out, I have relinquished ownership of my blender to my family, so smoothies are out. I needed to find a new, healthy alternative to my snacking.
Kale chips!
So first thing's first. You're gonna need Kale.
I got this from the produce section, it cost me about $1.50 or something like that. It actually came with more, but that was like two batches of chips ago.
As you can see, kale is leafy with a big stem. The leaves are thin and bitter, the stalk is hard and very tough to chew.
Preheat your oven to 275 degrees Fahrenheit
Get out your cutting board and a sharp knife.
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| Clearly a vegetable knife. |
Just slice each side along the stalk. Pretty easy stuff, minimal knife skills required.
You can just toss the stalk in the trash, or if you're environmental and whatnot, a compost pile.
Here's where you want some consistency. Pick what size you want your chips to be, and try and get each one roughly the same size. If you have some tiny ones and some huge ones, they'll crisp at different rates. I just tear mine up by hand and toss 'em into a bowl.
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| Said bowl. |
Now's the fun part. Seasoning! I usually stick with three: Salt, Pepper, and Garlic Powder.
Before you just start dumping seasoning on top of your kale, add a bit of olive oil. You want JUST ENOUGH to lightly coat each leaf without drowning them. If they're too wet, they won't crisp right.
Then the seasoning. Kale is pretty bitter, but if you salt it enough, it takes away most of the bite. Then I pepper it, maybe about a teaspoon of pepper. MAYBE. I never measure, so don't just dump a teaspoon of pepper in there please. And then I sprinkle on some of the magic that is garlic powder. Just enough to coat each leaf.
Give it a toss with your fingers, gently enough not to smash and bruise the leaves, but enough to really mix it all up.
Now, because I'm lazy, I grab some foil and put it on a baking sheet. Dump your kale on top, making sure to really spread it out. It will shrink up in the oven, but there's no reason to layer them up.
See? Nice and spread out. Now toss those puppies into the oven for 20 minutes.
If you'd like, towards the end of that time, toss some cheese on top! I usually do Parmesan if I'm going to at all.
20 minutes later...
See how much they've shrunk? And they're delicate and crispy and amazing!
I had no idea how delicate they are. They basically crumble in your mouth. It's really weird. Boyfriend is not a fan. I popped one in his mouth and before he had even chewed he just goes "No." I might have laughed a little. Okay a lot.
See all the delicious garlic, salt and pepper? Amazing.
Either eat them hot or toss 'em in a container. I baked these this morning before work, threw them in a Tupperware container and took them with me for a snack!
Good luck and happy healthy snacking!
Meet me!
Hey ya'll!
My name's Lissy; I'm a student, a receptionist, and a live-in girlfriend.
The phrase sounds kind of weird. It makes me think of a live-in maid, or a live-in nanny. I think that it needs to be specified though, it's one thing to be a girlfriend. It's a-whole-nother (it sounds so good in my head, but it is wrong in print) world to live together.
I'm a step away from being a crazy cat lady. We have two baby cats (otherwise known as kittens), Anikan and (Jar Jar)Binx. I love them. I tell them goodbye when I leave and they are the first thing I look for when I come home.
I also have a serious inner-fat kid. Serious. It's a problem. Or not. Depends on the day.
This blog is more or less a life hack on living on your own (or with someone). Recipes, DIY's, tips, stories, and inner peace. Mixed with chocolate cake.
Mm.
My name's Lissy; I'm a student, a receptionist, and a live-in girlfriend.
The phrase sounds kind of weird. It makes me think of a live-in maid, or a live-in nanny. I think that it needs to be specified though, it's one thing to be a girlfriend. It's a-whole-nother (it sounds so good in my head, but it is wrong in print) world to live together.
I'm a step away from being a crazy cat lady. We have two baby cats (otherwise known as kittens), Anikan and (Jar Jar)Binx. I love them. I tell them goodbye when I leave and they are the first thing I look for when I come home.
I also have a serious inner-fat kid. Serious. It's a problem. Or not. Depends on the day.
This blog is more or less a life hack on living on your own (or with someone). Recipes, DIY's, tips, stories, and inner peace. Mixed with chocolate cake.
Mm.
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